To make sure you receive stuff from me all hunky-dory peachy dandy, please move that email you just received from your promotions to your primary tab if you happen to use Gmail. I put all promotions in the trash and assume you do, too. If you don’t want to receive this, I assume you wouldn’t have signed up! I’m trying to share knowledge and art, not promotions.
Next is the part where internet marketing gurus tell me to take advantage of this particular moment and operatively condition you to read all of my emails by engaging in a drip campaign, Mwahahaha! Or, something corny like, Hey super duper executive! I’m sure you’re busy so get on with your day and my email will be on its way next week.
But, I like to think you’re an adult and can decide for yourself. Heck, even if you’re a kid you can. Click the rainbow-colored logo atop the page to poke around my website, or get on with your day, or do whatever the hell you want! The choice is yours.